He Rang the Fire Brigade to Save Him From His Bubble Bath 32 Times in Two Weeks After Sex Re-assignment Surgery!

Jonathon Yaniv- Above

I think that the police & the Fire Brigade had nothing to do the day they kicked in Jessica Simpsons front door on the morning of 6/02/2021, Jessica is so attractive, bright, slim and bubbly and he has a new vagina, the firies and the cops were all competing for Yaniv’s affections but Yaniv was playing hard to get with them, even after all of the cops and firies texted fat Jon and asked him out for a date.

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Yaniv was having none of it, being the world renowned fashion model and beauty that he is, he played hard to get as he always does. The firies and the cops, so desperate to get into Jon’s massive panties and hence his new vagina they kicked his door in in desperation still hoping that fat Jon the eunuch would pick them to go out on a date.

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Further I have a bit to say about the damage the coppers did, that door is not worth $1200. It’s owned by a famous celebrity and once vagina boy signs that door it’s immediately worth ten grand, same goes for the lock, it’s gotta be worth $1000 signed, the frame has to be worth $2000 and the striker and the damaged alarm ten grand. I demand that the Township of Langley pay fat Jon $23,000 immediately to settle the matter or I will threaten to harm myself and if they still don’t pay I will drown myself in a bath full of coconut oil.

Jon pays his taxes and it is his human right to cover himself in coconut oil, jump in the bath and ring the fire brigade 32 times over the next two weeks to rescue him and his new manvag. The firies and the cops should thank their lucky stars that they were the first to see his newly constructed cunt, I know people who would pay big money to be the first to see fat Jon’s new manvag.

Add to this the blatant racism, bigotry & transphobia towards Jon when they wrongfully warned him for being sexually lewd towards them, they don’t realise the golden opportunity they passed up so I reckon a payout of at least $5 million dollars should settle the score.

Furthermore, why are you all harassing Jon? He is loved by the LGBQTI community and he is famous worldwide for his brave and stunning actions in furthering the cause for trans people. He has every right to bash his mother and his aunty for that matter, they should think themselves lucky that they have been bashed by somebody so loved and famous.

As far as I am concerned the only way to solve the bigotry and hate coming from the police and the fire brigade in this matter is to install a bubble bath at the local fire station and have Jon bathing in it permanently so that when he needs saving he’s already right there in the fire station where he can be saved by those big handsome fireman over and over.

Furthermore, I feel that it is eunuch boys fantasy to be gangbanged in his bathroom at home by all those handsome emergency services workers and the fact that they haven’t given in to Jon’s fantasy yet and gang fucked him is nothing more than blatant hatred & transphobia of a stunning, attractive, slim young bubbly teen girl like fat Jon.

He should also get compensation for this and I reckon the starting point would be a couple of Large Supreme Pizzas and three twelve inch subways three times a day as this is what fat Jon normally eats in a day plus a couple of million dollars.

We all have our heroes and fat Jon is mine, mainly because he keeps the Langley Fire Brigade and at least four cops and two ambulance drivers permanently employed just to meet his needs.

Stop being mean and nasty to Jon, he’s just a teen girl with a new vag and he deserves to be worshipped by all of us at all times, in fact when fat Jon says jump we should all say, how high and do you want to insert a tampon into me?

I am now going to start up a Gofund for fat Jon to pay for the anxiety, depression and the PTSD and the ABCD and the WXYZ that he is now suffering after this deadly and unwarranted assault on his front door, we will need at least $100,000 as that will just cover his food and tampon bill.

LEAVE FAT JON ALONE- He is now a member of the United Nations and pretty soon he will be asked to address the whole world because this delusional, paedophile fuckwit has all the answers to the worlds problems. Lord, please fucking save me, can this get any more bizarre, I think so, your move vagina boy!